ilikelost: panicman: dancingatdiscos: facethecrowd: justanotherprettylie: lolquack: misssymaxwell: seantaal: hearttothesky: thisismywonderland: -cuntplug: youmaybeoffended: Snape kills Dumbledore. The dog dies. the killer never REALLY dies so they can make a bunch of sequels SHE HAS SEX WITH HER DAD  HES STILL A SPARKLY LITTLE PEDO BITCH HER MOM IS THE ONE SENDING THE LETTERS FROM HIM Juno gets pregnant. Mufasa dies He comes back to life and kills her mother. The ship sinks!  Spacey is Kaiser Soze. Bruce Willis was dead the entire time Regina Georges gets hit by a bus

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panicman:

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youmaybeoffended:

Snape kills Dumbledore.

The dog dies.

the killer never REALLY dies so they can make a bunch of sequels

SHE HAS SEX WITH HER DAD 

HES STILL A SPARKLY LITTLE PEDO BITCH

HER MOM IS THE ONE SENDING THE LETTERS FROM HIM

Juno gets pregnant.

Mufasa dies

He comes back to life and kills her mother.

The ship sinks!

 Spacey is Kaiser Soze.

Bruce Willis was dead the entire time

Regina Georges gets hit by a bus

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posted 2 years ago (© youmaybeoffended)
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